"Michael Jackson rarely cursed in public; but when a news photographer shoved one of his fans to the ground in an effort to get closer to the singer, Michael snapped at him, 'Don't you touch my fans! Fuck you!'"
Hello, my name is Sarah, I am a virtual attendant of the castle of the goblins.
For a better service, tell me what you want to do:
For the Goblin King go to your house to steal your baby, press 1 For complaints about goblins, press 2 For complaints about someone writing with lipstick on your home, press 3 To tell which door is lying, press 4 To pass by Sir. Didymus, press 5 To become a friend of Ludo, press 6 To purchase your magazine Playgirl with the cover of the King Jareth, press 7 To go to the masquerade ball of the castle, press 8
You can go to the ball buying the peach of the King Jareth, and gain an entirely free crystal that turns into a snake - you can throw in the face of others when they doubt you - if you want to get the peach, press 1, to return to main menu, press 2
Or if you want to talk to King Jareth, press 9
*Pressing any number*
Wait a moment, we are transferring your call.
*Magic Dance acapella starts to play and then stops*
Our king is currently busy, arresting someone in the labyrinth, wait one more time to transfer your call.